Whores & More- Doing It For The Orphans

Old indulgences are hard to let go off. With the sex sabbatical in full swing for 44 days, I can safely say the next guy I get in bed with better be ready for some all night lasting, all crevasses exposed & all good mind blowing lovin’. There is some ironic pleasure in knowing that even though being good is bad, when I start getting good at being bad, being bad will be great! So being good isnt so bad after all...

More than old indulgences, letting go of keepsakes is even harder to do. I did some cleaning yesterday and well, I dare say I have accumulated enough junk to set up my own booth at local flea market. The little sign would be made out of beads & seashells collected for no particular reason & read “Whores & More”. Yeap. Whores & More will be a charitable organization offering various unsavory items for unsavory customers. It will feature

My very old pre-internet stash of straight porn. My sister found these discs, which I promptly popped into the trash because I don’t need them. Although I spent some *ahem* good times with these items, I hold no attachment to them but they might be a little er… worn.

Various lab apparatus borrowed from my old Uni. Back then I felt my fees were high enough to justify one, two, or 30+ glass wear souvenirs. Even Barbie dolls don’t come with such adorable & functional miniature beakers, test tubes etc. Sure some maybe contaminated with carcinogenic chemicals that could change you into a brain sucking lizard person, but they are so cuuuuuuuuute! All aspiring scientists, especially mad ones must have own their own mini-me beakers!

Random trinkets including ash trays, tea light holders, incense burners, stone sculptures, porcelain animals, novelty mugs, sea shells, stuffed animals & small flower pots. There are even glass fruits. I’m not sure how I amassed so many. There are boxes full of these things from my college/uni days.

Enough old CDs & Cassettes to fill all the pot holes in KL City–Anybody wanna re-learn the Macarena? No? Lets chill to Grammy Nominees 1999! Or bang our heads to Metallica! If you feel club-frisky, I even have 6 versions of Horny on one CD!!

I have no space or time for so many keepsakes. Many of them were bought on impulse. I need space for new memories & pretty things.

Get your very own set of Androjane unlimited colectables. Interested to buy the above items? If you are, they will be featured in some orphanage charity sooner or later, most probably not under the sign Whores & More, because I’ll be busy finding my Prince Charming.

To all potential Mr Rights, those with excess baggage need not apply. I’ve just done clearing my sh*t and don’t wanna deal with yours. But we can always go buy new junk together!

Standin' in the rain
Twisted and insane
We, are, holdin' onto nothing
Feelin' every breath
Holdin' no regrets
We're, still, lookin' out for something
Find me & then lets go shopping!

Agnelli & Nelson ~ Holding On To Nothing Feat AJ