Super Mega Chicken Rearing Diva

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,

I'm a child, I'm a mother,

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint,

I do not feel ashamed,
I'm your hell, I'm your dream,

I'm nothing in between,

You know you wouldn't want it any other way..

Meredith Brook~ Bitch

Maddy has over the years, inspired us with her imaginative changes. First she was sexy as hell...

Sometimes silly...

Sometimes plain slutty...

Then she was reborn younger than ever...

Then she inspired our fantasies. Say a cowboy?

Or a crazy spy?

Or even a soldier.

The lesbian lover of Britney Spears!

How about a limber Socialite...

But Never...

A chicken-feeding-English-housewife....

She has taken this English Rose thing a step too far.. Enid Blyton would most prolly make the Famous Five stay at home and shell snow peas than make them investigate this insane housewife!

Either way, when I visited http://home.madonna.com/, I was impressed.
But as I left, I had to exclaim "What the fuck! Madonna is spamming me with Popups!"

But I was happy... :o) not everyday you get spammed by a super-mega-chicken-rearing-diva...