Tokking Kok: Mak3 Him/HEr MOaN!

Great News! I am comfortable with the size of my manhood and hence do not need to enlarge anything! That’s right, given the opportunity, I have enough inches to fuck all of you damn spammers!

If you can’t tell, lately my mail box is plagued by spam mail! And everyday, all that spam takes up a little bit of my precious time to get rid of it. I truly wonder if spam is random or targeted like do,

women get stuff about breast enlargement?
kids receive backdoors to pokeman?
elderly gentlemen get youth reviving formulas (for when their toy-boys pass out from drug overdose)?
or is it all random and even grannies get offers to add girth to their members?

Most probably the latter, huh? That aside, lets play a game I played whiles I didn’t do nothing much in the office today. Not mind games because I don’t like people who play them (better than me).

How many words can you think of which contain cock in them?
And how which of them make you giggle?

These are the answers I and a few other slackers came up with…


shuttlecock
cocky
cocksure
cockerel
cockatoo *giggle*
cockatrice
cockeyed
cockle
cockney
stopcock
peacock
cock-up
cockpit
cocktail
cockle
cocker spaniel *giggle*
cockadoodledoo,
John Hancock
cockteaser
cockpleaser
cocksucker
bangkok
cockscrew
cockadile *snigger*