For Every Winner There Must Be A Loser

AndroJane along with several other blogs has been nominated for the Best Asian BGLT Blog!

“Congrats AJ!”

Thanks! You really do love me! You really do! Now what is the grandprize? Cash? Prizes? Men?

I must admit tho, my nomination does cause me to do a Carrie Bradshaw “I can’t help but wonder why was AndroJane nominated?”

Not that I can’t write a pretty damn informational post about how to grab straight boy ass in public without ending up with a black eye, but when compared to Jane, the other competitors, seem like boobie enhanced Pamela Anderson!

Take my friend with the affinity for all things pretty- Wingedman. I have nothing against pink personally. But seriously sometimes when browsing his blog I expect Barbie, Hello Kitty & The Pink Panther to pop out & say “We love you AJ be our best friend. Join us! Join us in pretty pretty pink!” Ugh! Pink clothes are just not my thing. Not all gay men look good in pink. Give me a nice torn pair of jeans any day. But he does throw a pretty entertaining hissy fit. A true sister to bitch with.

Then there is the nominee with the highest number of hits (yes I do sometimes obsess over these things) Paul’s Bedtime Stories which reads like a soft gay porn slash medical drama. How can my alcoholic frenzied parties with penguins as props compete with his porn adorned posts?

When it come to a nice package, there is nothing like The Velvet Underworld by Loius. He has abs. He can write. He is friendly. My only complain is that he doesn’t have enough self nudity on his blog! Sure he shows lots of meat, but how about some sausage! Its art dammit!

Next would be the food infused writings of Narcissism In Words. Delicious. I will definetely spend more time drooling on this blog.

Then there is socially active Sayoni Speaks which is conducting an actual survey for queer women! No way can I beat that with my inane pictures of goats ! As entertaining as they can be, honestly, I know, nobody really gives a fuck about goats.

Colin & Kero a.k.a. The Blogger’s Gibberish Guide from Hell is now defunct. Even if I felt nauseous every time I attempted to read their sugar based & sugar coated sugary words, I do feel bad for the end of their relationship. Tho if they do get back together I might encourage them to work on their communication & take English lessons together.

Supernaut is more about art than trannies. Or so I think (only browsed through it). I love trannies. I even found this Malaysian crossdressser's blog- closetfem that I find so interesting. I know trannies & crossdressers aren’t the same thing but we are all supposedly deviant aren’t we?

We are taboo together so why not support each other?

The fact that someone actually took the time to prepare such an award should be victory enough for OUR society.

I think we have all won. Now, more importantly, how do I out dress the rest of those damn queens? To dress like the no-longer-a-planet Pluto or Bjork's swan? Should I have slave boys carry me in or should I ride in on my pet unicorn? Yes, I am truly that fabulous.