Straight Boys Can't Dress!

Well most of them anyways. And then some gay men too. So its really good that I can at least color / mood coordinate.

Don't I have such great skills with color? Heh...

Last night I was in Maison, a new pink-friendly club in Crazy KL. Sure there were only 10% gay men but they were a very happy bunch. We stood out like wild ponies in a herd of goats because, well, frankly most of us dress better than the average straight guy. (Or is it just the flaming hot pink thongs & banana yellow tank tops we wear?)

I bumped into Ruggy and his straight boys there. Of course my first instinct was to run & I did. But I slowly pulled myself back there because I decided we should be friends. Or rather the dumbasses I was with decided to start chatting Ruggy up.

We did have a decent conversation & I wasn’t too hostile or anything. Then again my version of too is somewhat different from most people’s…

I did have a fabulous time touching Ruggy’s friend’s shoulders/ butts playfully. These straight guys are SO COOL. Only sexually & emotionally confident straight men will allow their butts to be checked out by not-so-straight men. And to reward their willingness to accept diversity & be nice, I dispensed unsolicited fashion advice.

Scenario 1:
“I like you so I’ll tell you what others may never say. You need to get 1 size smaller jeans, they’ll make your butt so much hotter. Hotter butt equals more sex appeal.” *Pat* *Pat*

When I said butt I really meant crotch, but I didn't think I'd get away with that...

Scenario 2:
“To bring out your sharper features, you’re eyes, cheek bones & lips, you need some vertical pin-stripe shirts. If I was a girl, I’d so do you then”

“Oh so you are saying I’m not hot now la?”

“But you so are just can be hotter! Really!” *Pat *Pat*

Hey, I may give advice but I never said it was free. It did feel good / self-indulgent to help such players get even more babes, but hey, I’m no fool either.

Even today when I went shopping with a clueless gay-boy, Carnue, I did get him the clothes he wanted & made him look good. With new torn jeans & mock-layered Tees, he never looked so good. But as a payment in kind, I did have my fun too… *Pat* *Pat*

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone sins
Another day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along

So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your butt's is mine to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

AJ ft All American Rejects~ Move Along (Bitch)