How do you do dates?

AJ asked, “so LingLing gone out on a date with your man yet?”

LingLing replied, “Dunno-la AJ, he is damn hot but during the date I felt like I was back in high school. We went out for dinner then movie. So weird! He even tried to hold my hand!”

AJ quipped “You know, I think that’s what most people do on dates you know…”

LingLing laughed “Dunno-la! I guess I must have been too slutty for too long!”

AJ sympathized “I know what you mean woman, I’m so used to jumping into bed head first that when it comes to dating, I don’t know sh*t! Haha hahaha!”

Unlike riding a bike, I’ve more or less forgotten how dating works. Nice dinners, movies & phone conversations with someone new make me feel awkward. Worst still, I recently realized all the men I have been drooling over are merely lust objects & nothing more. Besides the urge to pin them down on the bed, stick my tongue down their throats & make them moan, I actually find them duller than dishwater. Plainer than placemats and more boring than boiling water. *Yawn*

I’d most probably could list all the things that I find sexy in a lover but the truth is I’d only know him after I spend some time with him. Its not that I have super high standards, its just I don’t fall in love so easily. And let’s be frank, only certain men can handle the torrential passion that is AJ!

I don’t want a guy who is only into looks because eventually we all get old and less pretty. What would keep the relationship going? Plastic surgery? Shallow men like shallow puddles usually disappear with heat. How about someone super smart, eloquent & witty? B*tches like that are usually egoistic & can never shut up!

I need a man with charm & character. Until the right man comes along, I think I’ll wait, thank you. Don’t worry about me. Don’t feel sad for me. I’ve experienced love enough times to know how it feels. Being single just means I can f*ck who I want to, when I want to, where I want to. Oh I feel a Madonna song coming on…

It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
But I still need your love after all that I've done

You won't believe me
All you will see is a girl you once knew
Although she's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you

I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun

So I chose freedom
Running around, trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance....