Finger Pointing

OH I HATE YOU Polly Thick! Not only do you have more heads than a millipede has legs, your cankerous hide is thicker than your skull.

You are
The thorn in my flesh
The pebble in my shoe
The bird shit on my windscreen
The fly in vodka
The stray dog eating my garbage
The tear in my last condom
The pimple in my nose
All that is unholy & evil in the office

If I were to slowly poison anyone, you’d be the lucky one. I’ll be professional about work as long as you keep your skanky puss-fill tentacles out of my personal life & stop creating conflict. Each time you baselessly pointed your fat pudgy finger at me, I've stayed cool. Accuse me one more time & I swear I’ll make life miserable for you, fucking fucking miserable. Don’t play with me. Fuck off you two bit scheming bitch & let me do my work...