Ditched

It was the Prophet's birthday yesterday & most Malaysians were off. Although I made plans the night before like any smart queen would, my various different friends ditched & postponed me.

Damn it was heart breaking that I couldn't crack ass jokes as my friend Nitti should have been working on the stepper (Can you say Nittus Bigbuttus?), and I miss bitching at The Goat, which I unintendedly ditched (Repeat after me, Goat Goat You're A Goat), and dispensing unsolicited relationship advice (Did you know, he & his skanky scare crow ass are screwing with your mind! Sleep with him first & if he sucks in bed, then you throw a fit & dump his ass like the diva you are!).

Okay, maybe I'm not the most motivating person, but as Malaysians often say "what to do if they not free & dunwan to meet?"

Still I managed to do some midnight baking (story for another post), watched Gubra (Hilarious & Sad) & worked out (I literally squeezed sweat out of my shirt).

The best part of the day when I was chatting up Melon Boy (a pale white cutie) at the gym...

"Taking care of your pregnant sister? I'm sure you'd make the sexiest midwife, just you need to learn how to nurse..." *Wink*

"Thanks! I know, that is why I am working on my tits!"

Life is good, with or without you guys, but I still wanna meet... :o)

Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone.

Fort Minor ft Holly Brook ~ Where'd You Go