That's So Cliché!
That's the worst cliché of all.
I'd like to discuss clichés because thats ALL I ever do at work, come up with the worst clichés! That and I felt "hurt" that my favourite overused word "surreal" came up in the Banished Words List 2006
Seriously, if you wanna be a bitch, be a smart bitch, bitch-on-wheels or even a butt-headed-bitch, just not a lame-ass-self-inflicted-bitch. Its self injury like that which highlights a person's own limited brain power when critisizing others. Its like showing someone the middle finger without realizing 3 other fingers (& 1 thumb) are pointing back at you.
That being said, let me share with you some of the WORST slogans I came up with for some supplements~
"the finest natural ingredients, to cater to all your requirements"
Ouch~ Not a size queen and want something short? then there is the classic~
"Nature’s best wealth for the finest health"
Umm.. Short is not sweet. But the absolutely worst one that I can't say with a straight face is~
"The natural choice to help your body rejoice"
Its been a long day, and I still have stay. But what can I say, being a bitch I still find time to play...
I'm so baad at being good... Or should that be I'm so good at being bad?
That will have to wait... Back to work!
6 Comments:
They all look and sound good to me. :)
Can I hire you to come up with a catchy tagline for J&K? :D
surreal? i thought your favourite word was "BAA" followed closely by "GOAT" and especially in a combination such as " BAA.. BAA.. GOAT YOU'RE A GOAT"....
lame slogans indeed. but such latent talent. you should write speeches for politicians....
Long live the goats!
Happy new year AJ honey!
they sound ok to me too!
jay&kay~ You dont need a tagline, you have lots of pics of semi-nude men! But if you wanna, I'm sure we can work out a payment scheme...heh
anonygoat~ Hush you silly goat!
quik!~ Happy new year to you too honey!
1d~ they may sound ok but in reality, they are boring!
We like the payment scheme idea. I'll email you...!!
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