Good! Good! Good!

When I was but a young boy, I always thought Santa Claus was Chinese. This is because he always was saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" which means "Good! Good! Good!". This was especially true since he was always recommending new food products, automobiles, shopping centres etc...

But now with Christmas around the corner, its time for me to prepare My Wish List (in no particular order):~

1. Super revolutionary, smart mouthed lover boy with sex oozing out of every pore. Yes. He will be obedient. He will be dominating. He will do what ever it takes to keep me happy (& healthy). Did I forget to mention that he should atleast have enough money to buy New Zealand?

2. All you can eat super-duper buffet with chocolate bunnies, french ham, fried dumplings etc without any calories. No! In fact stuffing my face with this fabulous food should actually make me thinner, fitter & younger!

3. My own fragrance empire. It should be big, self reliant and very very profitable. The kind of thing you inherit from a distant relative who pops off but loves you.

4. A music dynasty. The likes of Madonna & Alicia Keys should have to sing for my pleasure, and Ricky Martin & Usher taking care of my *ahhem* other needs. I will rule fairly & benevolently. They each can rub my feet for equal amounts of time.

5. Find Yamashita's Treasure (Google it) in my back yard whiles planting daisies. Yeah. It should be worth millions! And best part of all, so will I!

6. All I can think of shopping 1 month spree! If I can think of it, it should be mine! So like if I can think of an entire 3 storey bungalo next to KLCC with 6 acres of grounds & butt-shaped swimming pool, its mine! mine! mine! mine!

Stepping aside from improbable dreams, here is the list again, just a *lil* toned down:~

1. Beyond Paradise (For Men). This scent combines both the classic & the contemporary. I like. (It doesn't hurt that it comes in a rainbow colored bottle either)

2. Icecream. Its even better if its a supprise/free/something deliciously new. I had a Nestle Mocha Icecream cone for breakfast so thats one off the list.

3. New Sexy Smart Sassy Super-rich Lover. I know the perfect man is hard to find but he is getting tired waiting for me!

4. Akon's CD. Sometimes a present has to be something nice that you really wouldnt buy for yourself. I've actually liked his music but don't feel like parting with the RM50 (less than USD 10) it costs.

5. Ipod Nano. Its the green eyed monster in me that wants one. Besides the gym, or the occasional public transit, I don't need it, BUT I WANT IT!

6. Win the lottery big time. Enough for seed money to get my dreams of an simple island get-away... I'll hire those cute street urchins, give them a proper place to turn their tricks & cater to fancies of pink dollar!

AJ and Young Jeezy
Tryin' to take it easy
Only way to go
And So...

If you lookin' for me I'll be on the block
With my thang cocked possibly sittin' on a drop (Now)
'Cuz I'm a rida (Yeah)
I'm just a Soul Survivor (Yeah)
'Cuz er'body know the game don't stop
Tryin' to make it to the top for your ass get popped (Now)
If you a rida (Yeah)
Or just a Soul Survivor (Yeah)

Akon & Young Jeezy ~ Soul Survivor