Do you suffer froms smelly sh!ts?

I pity my parents. I really do. They spent more than 25 years nuturing & educating their son, only to have him advocating the need to overcome smelly sh!ts!

What I'm really ranting about is that during my latest work-related project, I had to denounce smelly sh!ts. Truly we all should have odourless, if not fragrant crap! It is so totally unnatural (and unhealthy) for sh!t to stink. Just ask upper management. But I feel, if you leave your sh!t long enough for it to start to smell, and worse still if you pause to ponder your poo poo, you are indeed in need of some serious medical attention. Preferably the kind that involves pasting electrodes to your balls to stop you from playing with your pee pee. Wankers!

That aside I do appologize for my sudden dissapearance but~

Deadlines at work + Final presentation for class + Horrible Cough = No blogging time

I've heard the word urgent so often that it has lost its meaning. Much like sex, f*ck & rest.

But the copywriting class is over & i got my well deserved A! Dammit i was the only student anal enough to attend every single lecture!

Anyways my dearies, more updates later, its time for AJ to put on his heels & lie for a living... We all have to do something for money, don't we?

I know you'd like to thank your sh!t don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like oo-oo-oo
Yeah, roses really smell like oo-oo-oo

I know you'd like to thank your sh!t don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like oo-oo-oo
Yeah, roses really smell like oo-oo-oo

Outkast~ Roses