An Electronic Page From The Other Bitch

AndroJane isn’t my real name (duh).

Surprised? The thing is, why have a blog if you’re gonna behave the same in real life & online. To quote Ash Angelo, “online persona may differ from real life”.

In real life I’m generally nice to new people & try not to let the bitchiness shine through too much. Online, I’m different. I’m AndroJane, bitch queen of everything worth ruling over! Saying I’m crazy is being kind. Heh.

The thing is you see, I’ve been getting e-mails meant for some other person with the same name! How dare he have the same name! The other Jane is clearly Andro.Jane@gmail where as I am Androjane@gmail!

From what I gather, he is some sort of architect or other. Because I keep on getting freaking quotations etc for storm drains & such. Yawn! Like I don’t have better things to do than be nice. But I started nice! This was my first reply to the misdirected mail

This Androjane would like to inform you that he does not know any (insert dumbass name here) & you most likely got the wrong Adrojane.

Still, I got another, maybe he didn’t see my first reply? Nevermind, I try again!

I'm going to politely point out that I do not know you once more & you have the wrong email address. In the future I will just delete your emails.

Regards,
Androjane

Didn’t work. Still getting his trash. Grrr. I change my mind. Deleting isn't enough! Androjane began to feel mean(er). I *like* had the free time (& child like spirit).

This is getting a little distracting & time consuming.

I wish to inform everyone on (insert dumbass name here) mailing list that I am not the Androjane you think I am.

Kindly refrain from including me in your mail listing as there is enough junk email going about the web.

Warmest Regards,
Androjane, just not the one you're thinking about.

Still I’m getting spammed with super-sized e-mails with images like this

Say it with me, WTF?

Grrr.. Unforgivable! I replied with

Thank you for your images of your well furnished dwellings.... But I have already donated this month....

As you can tell I will continue replying your e-mails as long as you send them & forward them to everyone on the list. Simply because, one good deed deserves another.

Hugs, Kisses & all that stuff you reserve for people you actually like,
Androjane

But to no avail I was still included in the damn list

Dear Madams,

Have some fun

http://www.flumesday.com/111206dirtynames2.shtml

I know you will enjoy it as much as I enjoy participating in your emails

Hugs, Kisses & all the other things you do with your boyfriends,
Androjane


Ugh! Still more mail! Why is it mail and not male? I could do with more male! Retaliation is necessary! I am at war with some corporate giant too cheap to get a paid e-mail!

For Your Pleasure,

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NAKED_INMATE?SITE=HIHAD&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-11-13-19-28-26

Insincerely mine,
Androjane


They still continue sending me mail, I continue sending more junk. Until one day they sent something confidential! I decided threatening them may be the only way to go

confidential eh? I will find a suitable spot on the world wide web for it then
luv,
Androjane

Its stopped for now. But you know if this continues, I might just have to send them some animal porn pictures. Forwarded to me by some pervert (we both know I love you to death you perv), I couldn’t help but stare at the snake sex pictures. He was really fucking a snake! Then there’s the cow blowjob video…

Try to find out what makes you tick
As I lie down
Sore and sick
Do you like that e-mail?
Do you like that e-mail?

There's a fine line between love and hate
And I don't mind
Just let me say that I like that
I like that

Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane

AJ Ft Breaking Benjamin ~ The Diary Of Jane