Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Abducted. Returned. Changed.

Although some things are worth the wait, there are times when I have just let lose, over-indulged & binged on all sorts of things. Last weekend, with the help of excessive alcohol, I managed to be crowned the Queen of Bolderdash (Bolderdash being a board game). But in retrospect, there was a period of time where I can't remember what I was saying. Or rather who I was insulting, and how evily I was bad mouthing my victims. AJ done bad... Again!


"I *REALLY* don't remember doing so many people...".


Its the first time its happened in a long while (try half a decade) and I guess its time to a bit more careful & watch my drinking. *Evil Grin* But it is fun to lose control sometimes....


"Are you my Mommy?"

"Cousin Shawn, 'sure is nice of you to take me camping here at Brokeback Mountain..."


With my recently aquired 4400 Season 1 & 2 dvd box set, I will be spending many a late nite in the world of alien abductee returnees ala The X-Files. And to mark this joyous occasion here are 44 things/ways I have gone overboard with at one time or other.


1. Porn- I've collected hundreds of Jpegs, mpegs, vcds & dvds. But I'm actually bored with Chad, Lucas, Kevin & all their friends.... Porn overdose-la

2. KFC - can anyone honestly say they have never had one drum stick too many?

3. Chocolate

4. Man on man Relationships - Can you say infatuation junkie?

5. Teasing friends

6. Straberries- I once attempted to eat 100 straberries. It wasn't easy.

7. Dancing in the rain

8. Strawberry, lychee, & frozen Margaritas

9. Vodka limes

10. Tequilla pops

11. Tequilla shots

12. Okay, all sorts of alcohols

13. Lazying on the beach

14. Hiking through the hills

15. Digging my nose

16. Sex- It was bound to be mentioned sooner or later...

17. Sex with cute men- Simply addictive

18. Sex with hot men- The desire still burns in me

19. Sex with sexy men- I could spend hours tossing in bed with the right guy

20. Sex with several sexy men- Its the kinky thing to do!

21. Donuts

22. Ice cream- Desert buffets were created by the devil & catered to gay men

23. Funny Smses

24. Post cards

25. Sleeping

26. Lab apparatus- When I was studying, I collected some of the cuuutest test tubes, beakers & conical flasks..

27. Mountain Bikes

28. Fishing

29. Rabbits- There was a time when I had dozens of cotton tails

30. Books- Story books, Comic books & Picture Books

31. Small cute Wood, Metal, Glass, Clay, Stone Items & Seashells - I used to pick up nice looking stones where ever I was. Just because I liked them

32. Shopping - Be it groceries, clothes, small useless items or even CDs

33. MP3s

34. French fries

35. Goats & various barnyard animals- Did you expect less?

36. Cacti

37. Flip flops

38. Anime & TV series

39. Durians, jackfruits & watermellons

40. Counting RM1 notes- I once had to count over 2000 notes, and it was fun but I'll never do it again!

41. Making pancakes

42. Illegal substances

43.Dancing on the podium

44. Blogging - Its the worst obsession of all....




Oh chariot your golden waves
are walking down upon this face
Oh chariot I'm singing out loud
To guide me
Give me your
Strength
Gavin Degraw~ Chariot

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha. AJ, you are extremely cute. Thanks for sharing the informative list of AJ OD-ing. :-) Adult beverages are always great as long as you remember things. :-) Take good care of your liver!

8:00 PM  
Blogger Francis Ford Faggola said...

Hey AJ, if you are done with your porn, can I have them? I am not overly obsessed yet... :P

We share #16-20, 22, 30, 32, 33, 38, 40, 41 and of course 44... hmmm...

3:37 AM  
Blogger hrugaar said...

That's quite a lot of going overboard in half a decade. ;oP

Farmyard animals??!!

7:51 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

You overdose on cacti? Dare I ask HOW?

8:47 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

shigeki~ I usually only drink on weekends so don't worry too much about my liver. Besides I have liver detoxifying & healing supplements...

holden~ I stil need my porn to entertain prospective future guests... but pass me come dvds & I;ll burn ya some!

hrugaar~ haven't you noticed my obsession with goats?

jay~ during my uni summer break, I would spend the days buying & growing hundreds of cacti. Before I abandoned & sold them, I had about 1000 pots.... Tell me that isn't obsessive...

10:44 AM  
Blogger Spot said...

How to go overboard with picking your nose? When no more, cannot dig.

But as long as there are pickings to be ...eeer..picked, then MUST dig mah. Why would one leave em in there? :D

12:21 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

spot~ imagine-la recovering from a flu and thus there is always some stuff to be picked all the time.. heh

2:13 PM  
Blogger hrugaar said...

AJ - noticed your goat obsession? Well, duh! ;oD

Just my lurid little mind wondering how you went overboard with a selection of farm animals ... heheheheh

3:22 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

oh.. its not just goats... trust me ;o)

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