Monday, March 13, 2006

The Talking Zombie

Yeah this is sort of a twisted attempt to glorify whining about my moody monday. If you dont want to read the rant, try Why Do I Do This Every Day instead. Fuckkit is cheeky and charming.

On Sunday, my friend let it slip that he had been discussing with Ruggy the reason that I & Ruggy broke up. I hated that & had to cycle it off. Have I mentioned the bikes at the gym & sex are really alike? They both don't go anywhere fast & leave your ass as sore as f*ck. But enough about my wondering thoughts...

Actually, it was my wondering thoughts that f*cked my sleep. Last night I had "one of those" dreams. I dreamt I was having the talk with Ruggy, again. F*ck yeah its pathetic. F*ck yeah I woked up pissed as hell and well, cranky that I didnt have a good rest. If anything, I felt unsure of what really happened with Ruggy, and had to reassure myself that it really doesnt matter cos I don't need to care. Men maybe bastards, but yeah I'm one too.

As a result of that whole fiasco, I ended up like a talking zombie the whole day at work. Eyes half opened & horrible posture, I spent the day moaning "Sien-ah", which in Hokkien means 'I'm bored & tired-la'. With minimal movement I stayed in my nice cool department to pay my bills & read my web-comics. A lazy bitch I was. With evil intent, I slipped lurid, suggestive & ambiguous phrases in to my conversations. Its very entertaining to get the right reactions at the wrong moments, i.e. I got people to burst out laughing when they shouldn't. I'd write some down but I want to know the sillest ways you made some one laugh. And nothing that involves bad blow jobs, please.



No words, no talk.
We'll go dreaming

No pain, no hurt.
We'll go dreaming

Walk with me,
The future's at hand.
Here with us,
Here where you stand.
We both know the power of pain,
We get back up and start it again.
With new hope, no place for tears,
Leave behind those frozen years.
Come with me and we'll go dreaming.

We don't know how it can be,
Searvhing out dignity.
Nothing can be as savage as love,
One taste is never enough.
With new hope, no place for tears.
Catch my hand and come with me.
Close your eyes and dream.

No words, no talk.
We'll go dreaming
No pain, no hurt.
We'll go dreaming
No words, no talk.
We'll go dreaming
No pain, no hurt.
We'll go dreaming

Walk with me,
The future's at hand.
Here with us,
Here where we stand.
We both know the power of pain,
We get back up and start it again.
With new hope, no place for tears,
Leave behind those frozen years.
Come with me and the dream.

We don't know how it can be,
Searching out dignity.
Nothing can be as savage as love,
One taste is never enough.
With new hope, no place for tears.
Catch my hand and come with me.
Close your eyes and dream.

No words, no talk.
We'll go dreaming
No pain, no hurt.
We'll go dreaming
No words, no talk.
We'll go dreaming
No pain, no hurt.
We'll go dreaming
(repeat)

We'll go dreaming.
We'll go dreaming.
We'll go dreaming.
We'll go dreaming.
We'll go dreaming.
We'll go dreaming.
We'll go dreaming.
We'll go dreaming.
We'll go dreaming.

Catch my hand and come with me.
Close your eyes and dream.

No words, no talk.
We'll go dreaming
No pain, no hurt.
We'll go dreaming
(repeat out)

Tiesto ~ Dreaming

5 Comments:

Blogger Fuckkit said...

Wooo, thank you for pimpin my blog ;)

None of my stories involve blow jobs of any description, its part of the whole Being A Lesbian thing.

Come to think of it, I have no stories. Damnit.

6:50 AM  
Blogger hrugaar said...

Some of the silliest laughs I've got from people have been from making silly word-puns, relating to something absurd (preferably something you've joked with the person about before, and not involving sex or smut ... strange, but true)

8:20 AM  
Blogger mikey said...

It's nothing wrong being a talking zombie for a day. I think it's a way the body and mind asked you to wind down a bit and chill.

I love the analogy on the stationary bikes though...how fucking true!

1:59 PM  
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