Just Like Incest, Only Legal!

If you grew up in a small town, like I did, and dated amongst your friends, you should understand the term "legal incest" all too well. Eventhough you aren't related to the people you dated by blood, you certainly grew up with them & know them inside out. There are so many secrets, which everyone thinks no one knows, but everyone actually knows everything. Sprt of like a certain queer who hasn't comed out to his friends but everyone knows is gay...

In the spirit of the Lunar New Year, which is just around the corner, I thought I share a the story of one of those incidents that no one ever talks about.

You see, when you grow up in a small town, you tend to date amongst your friends. So after knowing each other for 20 odd years or so, you tend to have the oddest ties with the people you grew up with. About 2 years ago, my cousin (male), his ex girl friend (who was best friends with my "god-sister"), my "god-sister" (who has slept with one of my male friends), myself (slut) and 2 other male friends (who have dated my cousin's girl friend & I somewhat fancy) got into a bit of a tangle.

I would really like to blame the ample Jack Daniels, Swing & other alcohols, but really, at that time we ALL could drink like fish & were really just kidding ourselves when we claimed that we were too drunk to know what was going on & just needed to lie down.

It all began rather innocently as all 6 of us piled up on my friend's king size bed.

The evening began with statements like...
"Move over-la, not enough space."

progressed to...
"But I can't move, why don't you just lie on stomach."

further developed into...
"Ummm... Your hair smells so nice, what shampoo do you use?"

which proceeded to...
"Can you give me a massage? my shoulders' sore...Ohh Yeah"

leading to...
"Nice tatoo, I'm gonna lick it"

that became...
"that feels nice... Who's hand issit anyway?"

the realization of
"...this is so f*cking crazy!"

and ended with...
"OH SHIT! I FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR! WAS THAT MY MOTHER OR MY BROTHER?? F*CK! F*CK! F*CK!!"

Yeap. We never spoke of it again, but we all were very concious of what happened. Sort of like last nite when I had dinner with 2 of my exs, Rubbery Ruggy, Busy Buzz & their fag hag, Blue Bolivia. It was like the giant pink elephant in the rooom was hypnotizing us into constant pointless banter, ergo we remember the sh!t that we've done. (Just for the record, we have never all orgied togather.) Now, I have those damn books back & don't have to see Ruggy again. But I'll bump into him sooner or later, coz we socialize in small circles.

I'm cool with small circles cos I've enough practice in my hometown. The thing to remember is, parents in small towns socialize in small circles too, & ALWAYS lock the door when you go crazy...

*Heh* Its gonna be an eventful Lunar New Year, as always.

Nobody said it was easy
Aww It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
I’m goin’ back to the start
Coldplay~ The Scientist