AJ On How To Beat Up Little Gurls

Once upon a time, in a the land of the rising sun, there was a 18 year-old named AJ. As to meet the school's coricular demand placed on him, AJ decided to take up Judo. Even though he wasn't a violent person by nature, he thought it best to take up a martial art for self defence. Unfortunately he wasn't very good at it. Rather he was too lazy and spent his time eating chips in the park, window shopping in the Combi (convenience store) or testing fruits from other peoples gardens. He was a lazy bugger and damn proud of it.

One day, there was a big pactice judo meet for all the schools in the area & AJ was among the eager bright eyed boys & girls who were eager to beat the shit out of each other. Taking the advice of his Sinseh, AJ was sent to practice with the gurls.

"Har Har! AJ has to fight with the gurls" said AJ's best friend Zontar- King of the pig people.

Degrading as it may sound to have to fight with girls, AJ wasn't totally buggered about it because he rather be teased than beaten to a pulp. Some of the guys were really really big. There were several dudes that were 7ft tall, weighing 400kgs & no ears. In short, they were no joke.

So there was AJ all set to sparr with his first girl. She was slightly smaller & didn't look like much of a threat. Boy, AJ had never been so wrong in his life. Although most of the time AJ managed to flip her, more than once he was flipped flat on his ass.

"That wasn't so bad" thought AJ....

Wrong again boy!
The moment all the itty bitty girls saw how easy it was to flip this dumbass guy on his er.. ass, they took full advantage of it.

*Flip* *Flip* *Flip* *Flip* *Flip*

Yes! AJ was earning frequent flyer miles. The situation got so bad that at one point, they were actually arguing who should have the pleasure of flipping AJ's ass... Yes, that was the day AJ was beaten blue black by dozens of little girls. Needless to say, he never turned up the next day for part 2 but instead escaped to the nearby park to feed the ducks & read his book.

So the moral of the story is, all you crazy people who want to know how to beat up little girls, DON"T!

Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have
That’s all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls--they want to have fun

Cyndi Lauper ~ Girls Just Want To Have Fun