AJ: agile as a lame sea turtle..
As many magazines & tv shows advocate,
~sex is fun! ~sex is enjoyable! ~sex is for everyone! ~sex cures all!
your mother-in-law visiting? need to lose weight? can't get the promotion you wanted? car battery flat?
==Have some delicous all natural SEX!==
What they won't tell you, is that sex with a clumsy person can be dangerous...
I'm a very careful person. I pay my bills on time, I don't touch electrical appliances with wet hands & I don't walk down dark alleys. Alas, I'm not the most agile guy around. I tend to bump into things & cause things to topple, unnecessarily. Put me in bed, the place where I spend atleast 40% of my life, and its not much different. I eat, sleep, read, smoke, watch shows/porn and of course have sex in bed...
But still some how... I manage to elbow Ruggy in the groin/chest/face/eye.... Just name your favourite body part, I have bruised/ jabbed/ stabbed/ bitten/ scrapped it! Its not funny! Stop giggling! I had to pause blowing just to apologize!
Last night was no different. Well maybe a lil. Other than the usual rib jabs & hair pulls, I also gave him a love bite somewhere below his right nipple. I also have mine , well hidden.... *smirk* didn't see that one coming did ya?
posted by AJ @ 10:14 AM
5 Comments:
Hmmm ... You leave him not just with love bites and bruises as well.
Not sure whether that is sweet ... or just plain painful.
But I am sure that's not gonna stop Ruggy from having lots of more hot sex with you ;P
So graphic lah you. Now when we go mamak I'm going to be like, looking at you suspiciously.
BTW Love The Killers track no 4!!
When we get to see you, we will have to conduct a full body scan to make sure :-) I had a terrible bruise on my neck when I had too much fun with this "friend" and I put my scarf on all the time on that day at work. Thank God it was winter. :-)
I have, on occasion, been elbowed, kneed in the face and bitten... and have also elbowed, kneed and slapped in return... in the heat of the moment of course, not that I am into S&M... it happens :)
*smirk* thanks ya'll
derek: Bruises have never stopped us... Lol.. very little will
wingedman: Aiyoor not like we don't share graphics stories at the mamak! Don't be such a prude! lol..
shigeki: You are most welcome to search my body, if i can search yours... but then even a scraf won't be able to hide the marks I'd give ya! lol.
holden: But it ALWAYS happens with me. I wonder if there is any sex-agility courses...
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