AJ~ Accidental Slut (Or so I claim)

Accidental-sluttyness is really a non-state of mind thing. It happens when your sexuality overflows. Oozes whiles you are not concious of it.

Last weekend when I went clubbing with Duff, Wingedman & friends, we were first in a club with lots of icky men. Its not that we are super hot or anything....(actually we are super-duper hot hot hot) But the point is, none of the clubbers there really stirred any excitement in our pants. Nope. Not even a flicker.

So we moved on to the next club, crammed with hot-hot-hotties. Hot shirtless hotties. Yumm... But it was so packed that I had skin-on-skin body contact with more people that night than the whole year. I don't touching other people but more importantly I like DECIDING WHO I TOUCH! not the other way around.

Yeap! It was there that my butt was squeezed needlessly! (needlessly because my butt is squeezed often enough by a certain someone).

The first time I was just dancing (more like squirming), and the usual flow of hands were going over my body & butt. Suddenly I felt a hand stiffen and grab a chunk of my fleshy behind. I turned to catch the offending bitch but it was too late.

The second incident I invited needlessly. As I proceeded to the gents, there he was this hot tanned malay twink, shirtless & glowing. I couldn't help but focus my attention on his brown nipples. So as I slipped by, he let his hand slide over my ass & cupped it a bit. This one I had to forgive... Maybe because it was flattering & enjoyable.

Sometimes I do catch myself giving unneccesarily slutty stares. At the wrong people even. The other day in my copy writing class, as I was concentrating on the subject matter, I began to put my pen to my lips playfully and rolled it over my lower lip ever so little. I bit on my lip to concentrate whiles i twirled the pen in the air with the most fluid of motions. Then I started nibbling on the tip to help me concentrate. It was then I realized that it would seem that I was hinting to the lecturer I wanted to blow him... *WTF* how did that happen? It was then I tought I of all the times where I ~may~ have been accidentally slutty.

I use "May" very strongly cos I often do protray a slut in clubs, just because its more fun than being boring ol' anal retentive me....

The point is, having too much sex appeal can be a dangerous thing. I always try to use the come-fuck-me stare to my best advantage but some times it has a mind of its own. I have attracted undesirables & I have been molested before. It it not funny. It is not fun. But like many an unsuspecting bimbo, when not careful I (and most prolly you too) ooze with sex appeal.

So, when was the last time you think you *MAY* have been a accidental slut?

Automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh,

Work my body so melodic,

The beat flows right through my chest,

Everybody ma and poppy came to party,

Grab ma' booty,

Work your body, work your body,

Let me see you 1,2 step

Ciara~ 1,2 Step (edited)