I'll show you mine, if you show me yours...

Playing games as a children were fun. As adults some of us refuse to give up our childhood tricks and continue to persue our favourite games, only in "ADULT" situations. No, it wasn't my intention to misslead you to think of "I'll suck yours, if you suck mine..." or any perverted version of "police and thief"... (My version involves lots of interagating with a big stick)

Last weekend, I returned to my hometown, for my father's birthday and had to play the classic game of 20 questions too too many times. This game entails some asking you the same old questions~
Where are you working now?
Where is your girl friend?
What kind of work are you doing now?
When are you getting married?
Spend all your time partying issit?

Over & over again..... But the adult version of 20 questions (for me) includes trying to tell the other party that I don't want to be bothered by pleasantries/small talk and rather be left to enjoy my JD coke, ciggie or whatever else they interupted. Lets examine the proper answers to these damn annoying questions:~

Where are you working now?
K.L. Don't you want another drink? I'm thirsty.. *leave the room never to return again.*

Where is your girl friend?
Which one? Ha ha ha? Rolls Eyes~ Oh look its ol wassitsname ~ SOooOOorRy really got to run, catch up with you later... *Run AJ, Run!!*

What kind of work are you doing now?
*puff puff puff* Its a small small company. *exhale* You wouldn't know it... (Before the next question comes out) Is that you mummy? Proceed to enjoy ciggie without annoying twittering.

When are you getting married?
Married? Ha Ha Ha.. I'm too busy screwing my life up to think of marryin anyone? How about you.... *Grab pocket* Oh Shit Someone is calling this is important... Move to Africa.

Spend all your time partying issit?
I'm too busy to party... Be right back (in my heart: I rather not spend my precious time explaining how I'm bored with grinding my crotch against the crotches of other men) Oh *Shit* *Fuck* I just realized I didnt lock my car.... *Run* Never return again. EVER!

SO I LIKE RUNNING! Or rather I hate being bored stupid by the same ol questions. But play the game well and I can win fantastic prizes. Only give attention/time to those who ask reasonable questions (or have the stuff I can use. I'm not a user, it makes them feel good to help a poor stuggling writer! In fact, if you feel the same, send donations! Even Vikings would be amazed at my pillaging abilities:-

7 cases of assorted can drinks (from Coke to Carrot Apple)
6 giant bags of tropical fruits (guavas, rabutans, starfruits, mangosteens, pulasans, cikus etc for bribing)
1 big bag containing a generous portion of currypuffs & sardine rolls (dinner & breakfast from an aunt, bless her soul)
1 bottle of JD (Jack is an ol' friend of mine)
1 bottle of Blue Billy Goat Red Wine (I do have a soft spot for whiney billy goats) ++ assorted snacks, books & mags...

My brother on the other hand made off with
A dozen frozen fish (I don't do fish),
Assorted garden plants (not worth the hassle)
& a bag of chicken dung (AJ, will this smell bad? *Of course not bro* after all its ONLY chicken dung, *sniff sniff* :oD)

The fun part comes when my nosy neighbour, upon seeing me return with all this stuff carefully balanced on my stolen shopping cart, gives me that "Waaah! SO much stuff!! "

"Yalor, Dun you know? Its the Great Malaysian Sale!'
(Its like spoofing that really bad Mega Sale add, only her jaw hangs lower as I walk pass)

Freedom to us has always been a trick

Freedom to you has always been who ever landed on your dick

Seen it in you one too many times

Said you might trick me once

I won't let you trick me twice, no...

Kelis ~Trick Me