Fourtified With Androjane!
Even though we don’t always see eye to eye, Wretched Winged Wil continues to surprise me. Nothing like jumping out of a cake in his birthday suit but it’s the small things, like tagging me for this meme.
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Petrol pump attendant. You wont believe how bitchy some people can be when people don’t get good service. Put a few dents and scratches into their car & they want to see the manager! HMPH!!
2. Durian collector & seller. The correct term in Hokkien is ‘Durian Kia’ which means Durian Child. It’s a smelly job but its good exercise.
3. Medical equipment salesman. Yes I flirted with nurses & distributed tons of pens. Even though I only worked for like 3 months, until this day, I still get calls from hospitals.
4. Show Dog. Basically I stood around, charmed people by speaking good Japanese & convinced them that they could learn English just as easily. Easiest RM300 I have ever made.
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Alien 3
2. Legally Blonde
3. Interview With A Vampire
4. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
I like freaky & funny movies. There is nothing like Legally Blonde to lift the spirits.
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE LIVED:
1. Bum Fuck Nowhere, Johor
2. Bum Fuck Nowhere, Japan
3. Bum Fuck Nowhere 2, Japan
4. Bum Fuck Nowhere, KL
Seems like I tend to live where the action isn’t.
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. 4400~ People with freak powers just mesmerize me
2. X-Men (the cartoon)~ The child in me demands it
3. Daria~ It was a MTV cartoon. She was so my idol
4. Desperate Housewives~ Yes, I see myself as a cross between Bree & Edie…
The list could go on but these are some of the shows I’ve watched over & over…
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON HOLIDAY:
1. Sweden
2. Bangkok
3. Java
4. Denmark
I'd think Bali is next on my list...
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. MSN Radio I always enjoy music one
2.The Star I need to know how the dumbasses are screwing with the country
3.The Associated Press. I need to know how the dumbasses are screwing with the country
4.Keenspot Comics! I'm currently reading Down To Earth
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. KFC! Nothing stands between a man & his KFC. One of the boy friend tests I do administer is to see if he can get my complex order of 3 Ribs spicy & mash potato switch for coleslaw right. You have to be persuasive with the staff to get it right.
2. Pancakes. Home made & served hot with maple syrup, it’s a good thing I’m handy with a non-stick pan.
3. Gelatinous deserts. Agar-agar. Pudding. Jelly. Trifles. Making them is almost more fun than eating them!
4. Cooked sushi. I can only stomach things that are cooked, but I sure as hell can stomach a lot!
FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE:
1. Lying on a white sandy beach watching the blue ocean as I sip my margarita.
2. Backpacking across Europe with some REALLY good friends
3. Wading about nude in a well hidden pristine, leech-less waterfall
4. In the arms of my lover who-ever-the-fuck he may be…
FOUR THINGS VERY FEW PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT ME:
1. Even though I do most things with my right hand, I use my left to hold my tooth brush & knives.
2. I’m a sucker for free food & alcoholic beverages but will never ask for any.
3. I like sleeping in my jeans during the weekends.
4. I collect goat miniatures, be they plastic, clay or crystal.
And since I’m such a freak for good music,
FOUR SONGS YOU CAN LISTEN TO OVER & OVER:
1. As The Rush Comes~ Motorcycle Ft Jes Brieden (Tiesto Remix) Have to get the remix right!
2. Clocks ~ Coldplay. The song just goes on and on
3. Cool ~ Gwen Stefani. This song is so serene
4. Mr. Brightside~ The Killers. Superb blending.
I know I'm suppose to tag 4 fabulous people, so if u read this, consider yourself tagged, dammit!
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Petrol pump attendant. You wont believe how bitchy some people can be when people don’t get good service. Put a few dents and scratches into their car & they want to see the manager! HMPH!!
2. Durian collector & seller. The correct term in Hokkien is ‘Durian Kia’ which means Durian Child. It’s a smelly job but its good exercise.
3. Medical equipment salesman. Yes I flirted with nurses & distributed tons of pens. Even though I only worked for like 3 months, until this day, I still get calls from hospitals.
4. Show Dog. Basically I stood around, charmed people by speaking good Japanese & convinced them that they could learn English just as easily. Easiest RM300 I have ever made.
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Alien 3
2. Legally Blonde
3. Interview With A Vampire
4. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
I like freaky & funny movies. There is nothing like Legally Blonde to lift the spirits.
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE LIVED:
1. Bum Fuck Nowhere, Johor
2. Bum Fuck Nowhere, Japan
3. Bum Fuck Nowhere 2, Japan
4. Bum Fuck Nowhere, KL
Seems like I tend to live where the action isn’t.
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. 4400~ People with freak powers just mesmerize me
2. X-Men (the cartoon)~ The child in me demands it
3. Daria~ It was a MTV cartoon. She was so my idol
4. Desperate Housewives~ Yes, I see myself as a cross between Bree & Edie…
The list could go on but these are some of the shows I’ve watched over & over…
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON HOLIDAY:
1. Sweden
2. Bangkok
3. Java
4. Denmark
I'd think Bali is next on my list...
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. MSN Radio I always enjoy music one
2.The Star I need to know how the dumbasses are screwing with the country
3.The Associated Press. I need to know how the dumbasses are screwing with the country
4.Keenspot Comics! I'm currently reading Down To Earth
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. KFC! Nothing stands between a man & his KFC. One of the boy friend tests I do administer is to see if he can get my complex order of 3 Ribs spicy & mash potato switch for coleslaw right. You have to be persuasive with the staff to get it right.
2. Pancakes. Home made & served hot with maple syrup, it’s a good thing I’m handy with a non-stick pan.
3. Gelatinous deserts. Agar-agar. Pudding. Jelly. Trifles. Making them is almost more fun than eating them!
4. Cooked sushi. I can only stomach things that are cooked, but I sure as hell can stomach a lot!
FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE:
1. Lying on a white sandy beach watching the blue ocean as I sip my margarita.
2. Backpacking across Europe with some REALLY good friends
3. Wading about nude in a well hidden pristine, leech-less waterfall
4. In the arms of my lover who-ever-the-fuck he may be…
FOUR THINGS VERY FEW PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT ME:
1. Even though I do most things with my right hand, I use my left to hold my tooth brush & knives.
2. I’m a sucker for free food & alcoholic beverages but will never ask for any.
3. I like sleeping in my jeans during the weekends.
4. I collect goat miniatures, be they plastic, clay or crystal.
And since I’m such a freak for good music,
FOUR SONGS YOU CAN LISTEN TO OVER & OVER:
1. As The Rush Comes~ Motorcycle Ft Jes Brieden (Tiesto Remix) Have to get the remix right!
2. Clocks ~ Coldplay. The song just goes on and on
3. Cool ~ Gwen Stefani. This song is so serene
4. Mr. Brightside~ The Killers. Superb blending.
I know I'm suppose to tag 4 fabulous people, so if u read this, consider yourself tagged, dammit!
posted by AJ @ 12:07 AM
8 Comments:
OMG I'm wretched am I?! LOL! It's ok honey, being a petrol pump attendant/durian kia in Bumfuck. Johor entitles you to name-calling...
miss ya babe!! can i untag myself since i've read it. because i don't think i can answer all the questions..... sigh... :)
1d
anon~ I could tell ya but I try not to kiss and tell.. TRY ;o)
wil~ Shatup! You called me underfucked! I've given up that whole sex sabatical nonsense mind you!
1d~ I dun care you have to do it too!
What the hell? Peddling durians!?
Paul
I know! That durian bit really made my eyes widen. I can just picture you now, wearing sandals and a white Pagoda t-shirts with holes, standing at your durian stall by the roadside.
Paul & Jay~ I was the mostest fabulousness hippiest durian seller okay, I wore neon coloured sandals, short shorts & tie dye t-shirts! And nobody got discounts. Not even the cute men (which there were a great lack off)
Leeches are ok, you know. They get rid of all the bad blood.
Ok, don't judge me for this, but, what's a Durian?
4wd~ leeches aren't bad really but you don't want to swim with them. EVER. And durians are big thorny smelly fruits that people either love or hate. You should google it!
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