How do you donate? (edited)

After a quick lunch yesterday I decided to look for a copy of Men's Health but when I couldnt find it, I asked the saleslady who quipped "If not there don't have la!"

I strolled off muttering "No thank you, you mean bitch." And tried to feel sorry for myself. I was focusing on the fact I work in such a misserable part of town where there aren't any decent magazine shops around. Then I was cornered.

"Sir, don't worry I'm not asking for money. Can I have a moment of you time"

I saw the WWF Panda on his shirt and spat out instantly, "I've herd the WWF sales pitch 5 times already, It DOES involve money. So please lets not waste anymore time."
Defiantly he stood in my path. Poor lil freshie.
"Sir, can I ask you, how do you donate?"



How do I donate? He made it seem like a social obligation. And I truely believe it is. But you don't guilt people into it, or do you? I'm raking in a megre salary, barely enough to be independent, and he asks "How Do I Donate?"

"If you must know, I randomly select a charity each month and put in RM10. Now if you are done with your sales pitch I must go. Good luck... you will need it judging by the way you treat your potentials."

I storm off but the line "How do you donate?" sticks with me. The rest of the afternoon untill I'm at the gym on the cyclers. *News flash* London under barbaric attack. So there I was on the cyclers, pedalling away as the disaster in London unfolded before my eyes...

How do you donate?
How do you contribute to the world out there?
How do you make the world a better place?

I try never to take unnecassary disposable items and kill all pests i can, do you qualify?

This post has been edited with previous premonitions taken out as it hurt the most sensative soul I know. If you read it, press the erase button at the back of your head cos I embelish too much.