the Yucks of Health Food

ever notice how yucky health food looks?
sometimes the taste isnt TOO BAD...
but wel... they really looks yucky...

this morning i decided to try the cereal drink, lets call it Low Appeal Food made by the Pill Mill I work at and well. Let me just say, sure it can contain 18 wholesome delicious nutritious ingredients. But lets face it, it looks like puke- baby puke. It has the consistency of baby food, AFTER it has been digested by the baby. The color is that of a dirty pillow case, the pillow case that you used as a cum rag when there wasnt any tissue and now you use to dry your dog with. The smell is reminescent of some thing equivalent as well.

it would be great as:-
brand X cereal (the type you compare other foods too. The colour is so dull and icky. Noone will ever want to eat it for its looks)

diet food- sure it tastes ok but when you try to swallow it and it sticks to your throat, ugh! you feel like puking... and even if you do puke you could just put it back into the cup & serve it to yuour ex cos it sure will look & taste the same.

art project gum. Remember the kids that used to eat paste in kindergarden? you could easily wean them off paste and put them on a steady diet of the stuff... it looks so so much grosser.

Cockroach bait- well if you can get them to eat the crap that is. Only poor confounded village peons mesmerised by the forked tongue of some direct selling biach in her late 40's will unwillingly force their children to eat it with the tag line "aiya i spend so much money to make sure you got food to eat. When i was your age..."

will food that is good for you ever look or taste or smell good?

I doubt it...