Off to meet the queens
Last nite, I finally convinced Ruggy to meet the queens (hasbeena, duffy, wingy, kitty & ivana humpalott)! It has been a while since they last met and when they did they were very extremely nasty to each other, as all good mannered queens should be.
On the way to the restaurant hasbeena (EX No3) informs me that Buzzy (EX No4) is in the area. Ruggy is uncomfortable. They always poke under the belt jokes at him. I can only imagine
"you like to pick up my trash dont you? dumpster diver!"
or
"here i didnt finish my food, you want my left overs as usual?"
or
"this tiara is all cracked and tarnished. I would throw it away but I know how much ruggy likes picking up after me"
He is hesitant to go to see the queens. But I convince him that as evil diabolical and mean the queens are. They would NEVER spoil my mood, intentionally and under that halo he is protected from under the belt comments.
Excerpt from the previous conversation:-
Duffy: I'm shallow, I only like guys for their looks.
Ruggy: Thats so uh.. Shallow... I like intelligent looking guys...
Duffy: Hmph! So how intelligent guys look? how do you tell if they are intelligent before they open their mouths?
Ruggy: I just do.. I just do....
Duffy: Does that mean KY & AS look intelligent huh?
(and so the conversation preceeded for the rest of the night in that fashion.)
Highlights of Last nights conversation:-
Jane: I'm going to try and write for men's health. Hasbeena got me an interview.
Ruggy: Thats good. Does he (Hasbeena) write for them?
Jane: Yeap.
Ruggy: No wonder the readership is plumeting...
*Hasbeena ignores the comment and continues to engage in pointless banter, just to stare at Ivana Humpalot
Ruggy: Jane, tell me the part about hasbeena again.
Jane repeats to no avail. Hasbeena is showing a senyum kambeng, pretending to not listen...
And so it goes for the rest of the night... sure there were other more eventful moments but you had to be there to see each of the queens systematically try to grab the attention of ruggy, me and anyone in the restaurant that would listen. So self absorbed, so self centered, so so so... queenie... but its that that makes them lovable.
I couldnt care less. He came out with ME.. to meet my friends and didnt bolt when he met Buzzy. That surely counts for something, in my books. I dont care if this doesnt last more than a year, a month, a week or a day. At least now I know he is willing to put up with all the ussual bullshit comments for me. For ME... it sounds *so* nice... Something that is mine. as short a time as it maybe, at least for now, its for me....
who ever said i didnt crave attention and adoration like the rest?
posted by AJ @ 9:04 AM
9 Comments:
Wel, to answer your question HASbeena, before dinner he was reluctant and i presuaded him to come and then he was hesitant, he made it there and he was somewhat uncomfortable and when it all ended he was mildly pleased/relieved. SO HE SUFFERED FOR ME! dammit... thats what they are all suppose to do. And thats why I stil am smiling today :D
OK, I'm hoping that this Ruggy fellow is, at the very least, outstandingly cute and hot in bed.
Because, you know, stuff like that matters too.
He is reminescent of a young sharukh khan (I'm a curry queen). And yes sex is plentiful, just maybe not in the bed. And he has a sense of humour to boot. The only downfall is he is emotionally detached at times & non commital. Perhaps he is making up for my OCD emotional self?
"And yes sex is plentiful, just maybe not in the bed."
Then what? Parking lot ah?
If you're emotionally obsessive-compulsive, maybe he's not 'making up' for it - he's probably just plain scared of you :)
Still, no matter - at least you're shagging.
*Jane Cyber-flicks Jay's Cyber-forehead* *DUH* and i tought you were a man of substance! Looks like that substance is jelly.
"And yes sex is plentiful, just maybe not in the bed."
means we do it on the couch, on the balcony, in the car...
ruggy seems like a very good meal indeed ... well done on catching a good cod, my dear janie babe !
wink,
ed
it will definitely last a long time honey. so long as you remain witty and intelligent. after all, that is what Ruggy is looking for. *yawn
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