Oh! Sugar Daddy

Here is a useful list for all you gold diggin queens Forbes Mag's 25 Richest people in the world, ranked by worth...Click to see their profiles. Go do your research, land a sugar daddy/sugar mummy and don't forget lil Janie....

1 William Gates III Filthy rich but too popular a target as it is....
2 Warren Buffett Sounds like a cheepo, no prada handbags ladies..
3 Lakshmi Mittal Curry anyone?
4 Carlos Slim Helu Latino Flava
5 Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud If u wanna be a REAL princess
6 Ingvar Kamprad If like doing it on Ikea furniture, apply for a job within...
7 Paul Allen
8 Karl Albrecht
9 Lawrence Ellison
10S Robson Walton made a fortune selling Wal Mart junk!
11Jim Walton
12John Walton
13Alice Walton *sniff sniff*
14Helen Walton I smell pussy
15Kenneth Thomson & family
16Liliane Bettencourt smelly pussy
17Bernard Arnault
18Michael Dell
19Sheldon Adelson
20Theo Albrecht
21Roman Abramovich HANDS OFF! ladies this one is mine...
22Li Ka-shing Honkey Grandaddy!!
23Amancio Ortega Spanish...
24Steven Ballmer
25Silvio Berlusconi
Ya know... With all that money, most of them could afford a whole harem....
But it doesnt look like any of them spent it on plastic surgery...


But Roman Abramovich
He is my type of *S*u*g*a*r* *D*a*d*d*y*...

Self made, devious, spendtrift & cute nose. With my knowledge of the petroleum industry (I use a lot of petroleum jelly) I will easily lure him into my clutches...

Vodka Lime (he'll supply the vodka, I'll bring the lime)


If there are defamation laws against this... Goat help me...