Fair trade for all

In lieu of me suddenly growing a conscience & caring about the world, here some celebrities doused in commodities. Sure there were more originally quippy quotes attached but the message is simple.

Fair trade for all.

Big Fat Nations shouldn't use their weight to bully the poor skinny ones. Its like "Bringing coal to Newcastle" and they undersell the locals. Disgusting.

Thom Yorke-Radiohead in chocolate sauce.

(Jane's note: Kissing chocolate is good for blows but never chocolate with nuts)

Micheal Stipe of REM fame doused in milk.

Pregnant straight sex looks just like this.

Skinny man with more milk than he can handle.

Gael Garcia getting his nails painted.

Seriously, cotton doesnt fall from the sky, it grows on trees...just like money.

Collin Firth having his morning coffee.

Anyone who has ever watched "Sugar & Coffee" on the Amanda Show (Nickelodeon Channel) has seen this too often...

Alanis harvesting wheat.

Canadian always put Angst into their products.

May not look like him, but i'm assured by "The Star" its Antonio Banderas. Getting pelted by corn is part of any good skincare regiment.

This is an amazing opportunity for any dummy to make up silly quotes. If you think that they are better than mine; go ahead!